This ‘Sex Chocolate’ Is Going Viral On TikTok For Making People Super Horny

Plus, Netflix tests its TikTok-like comedy feed on TVs.
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Why We Love Animals — And Love To Eat Them | Vox

WHY WE LOVE ANIMALS — AND LOVE TO EAT THEM

We human beings deeply love animals, but we also love to eat them. Almost one in four American adults tells pollsters they're cutting back on their meat intake — while the country sets new records for per capita meat consumption. We abhor the treatment of animals on factory farms, where 99 percent of meat in the U.S. is produced, yet we dislike vegans. And even those of us who say we're vegetarian or vegan are often stretching the truth. Vox

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Take Your Health Into Your Own Hands With Base, The Platform That Tracks And Improves Your Wellbeing | [Partner]

TAKE YOUR HEALTH INTO YOUR OWN HANDS WITH BASE, THE PLATFORM THAT TRACKS AND IMPROVES YOUR WELLBEING

Your blood says a lot about you, but have you been listening? Base founder Lola Priego has, and she's educating and empowering users to hack their health via actual data. It's simple: Start with a blood test to identify any health issues, follow the Base app's recommendations for improvement, and take periodic tests to track your success. Stop wondering why you have issues with your energy levels, sleep, or sex drive — and get actionable insights. Take your health into your own hands with 20% off a Base membership today. [Partner]

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Netflix Tests Its TikTok-Like Comedy Feed On TVs | Engadget

NETFLIX TESTS ITS TIKTOK-LIKE COMEDY FEED ON TVS

You didn't think Netflix would leave its TikTok-style comedy feed on phones, did you? Sure enough, the company is launching a test that brings the Fast Laughs feature to TVs. Opt in and you'll get a flurry of hopefully funny clips from Netflix shows, movies, and (of course) comedy specials. Find something you enjoy and you can watch the whole affair or add it to your watch list. Engadget

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Wait, Microsoft Office No Longer Comes In The Form Of A CD-Rom You'll Inevitably Lose? Anyway, It's $50 Today. | The Inventory

WAIT, MICROSOFT OFFICE NO LONGER COMES IN THE FORM OF A CD-ROM YOU'LL INEVITABLY LOSE? ANYWAY, IT'S $50 TODAY.

Remember the good old days, when you'd buy software and own it forever? Well, here ya go. The MS Office Home & Business bundle includes one lifetime license key for the powerhouse suite on Mac (though there's a diff version for Windows avail too). That means you get Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, Teams, and OneNote — forever. The Inventory

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Scientists Control Venus Flytrap With Implanted Computer Brain | The Byte

SCIENTISTS CONTROL VENUS FLYTRAP WITH IMPLANTED COMPUTER BRAIN

It's "Little Shop of Horrors" meets "Terminator." A team of scientists successfully took control over a Venus Flytrap, a type of cultivated carnivorous plant, by implanting a tiny microchip in it. This "artificial neutron" was able to force the plants to open and close — conventionally a way for them to devour their prey — mimicking the brain's methods of processing and transferring information. The Byte

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Banish Your Bad Moods Year Round With This Infrared Sauna Blanket | HigherDose

BANISH YOUR BAD MOODS YEAR ROUND WITH THIS INFRARED SAUNA BLANKET

If you deal with Seasonal Affective Disorder every year, you may have heard that one of the best ways to manage the symptoms of SAD is by sitting in an infrared sauna. That's great, but who has the time or money for that? With HigherDose's Portable Infrared Sauna Blanket, you can reap the benefits at home. This type of therapy can help with mood regulation, calorie burning, stress and pain relief, skin purification, cell health, and improved circulation. How? The blanket's innovative design increases your body's thermal energy, which in turn, promotes a temporary increase in blood flow. This can make your body behave like it's working out even though you're simply relaxing. Get yours today and feel better year round. HigherDose

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This 'Sex Chocolate' Is Going Viral On TikTok For Making People Super Horny | Vice

THIS 'SEX CHOCOLATE' IS GOING VIRAL ON TIKTOK FOR MAKING PEOPLE SUPER HORNY

For as long as people have been boning (which is, for obvious reasons, as long as people have been around), they've been trying to figure out how to bone better. In 2022, our thirst technologies have advanced beyond just slurping down shellfish and hoping for the best. Now, the latest aphrodisiacs on the market rely on scientifically studied compounds, brain-relaxing chemicals, and vibey adaptogens. Folks, meet the chocolate confections of Tabs, a company that makes treats designed to be consumed before sex so you can bone even harder. Vice

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